#5 Why

You say that you love rain, but you open your umbrella when it rains.

You say that you love the sun, but you find a shadow spot when the sun shines.

You say that you love the wind, but you close your windows when wind blows.

This is why I am afraid, you say that you love me too.

-William Shakespeare

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Ok, i chanced upon this chinese translation from weibo and i'm really amazed by it! Here it goes:

恋雨偏打伞，爱阳却遮凉。风来掩窗扉，叶公惊龙王。
片言只语短，相思谴倦长。郎君说爱我，不敢细思量。